The Queen Mum’s got a new hog

A cargo ship recently ran aground, intentionally, to keep from sinking off the coast of England.  It’s cargo: 20% of Englands nickel reserve, BMW motorcycles, and wine.  The nickel is inside the hull and has caused the price of stainless steel to go up 5%.  The rest of the cargo washed up on the shore and much of it has been pilfered, pirate style.  I think it’s safe to assume that there are a lot of drunk Brits riding BMWs on the beach.


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